| Track Number | Track Title | Track Length | Track Price/Buy Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Gates | 1:49 | |
| 2 | Internet Porn | 2:49 | |
| 3 | Heather Graham | 3:28 | |
| 4 | Me Pants Fall Down | 2:41 | |
| 5 | I Wish I Were | 4:54 | |
| 6 | The Big Chair | 2:26 | |
| 7 | Hot Soup | 2:32 | |
| 8 | Enema Countdown | 1:21 | |
| 9 | Another Irish Drinking Song | 3:57 | |
| 10 | Enormous Penis | 2:45 | |
| 11 | Uncle Buford #1 | 0:32 | |
| 12 | I Wrote This Song | 0:25 | |
| 13 | Face Like Billy Joel | 0:39 | |
| 14 | Spork | 0:39 | |
| 15 | Uncle Buford #2 | 0:38 | |
| 16 | A New Car | 0:15 | |
| 17 | Green Goat | 0:46 | |
| 18 | Ben's Song | 0:12 | |
| 19 | Uncle Buford #3 | 0:59 | |
| 20 | Brave, Brave, Brave | 0:52 | |
| 21 | What a Wonderful World | 2:41 | |
| 22 | Bonus Track | 0:04 |
- Duration:
- 37:24
- Genres:
- Spoken Word, Comedy
- ℗ Uncle Buford Records
- © 2002 Uncle Buford Records
